Destroyer of worlds.

How bra stores seem to think things work:

• Anything smaller than a C cup: must be pre-pubescent. Ugly patterns, and colours. Lot's of animals and stripes.
• C to D cup: A woman! Pretty lacy things, nice patterns, large variety.
• Anything over a D cup: Beige. Lots and lots of beige.

• On 06 Jul 2012
  
• 10 months ago | 04:05pm
• Reblogged from apprehensiveafflictions
• Posted by brandonurie

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    I hate ugly bras, damn you huge boobs!!

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    also, a lot of black for anything over D.

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